Chillest mothafucka fo' lyfe, niggs. You dig?

Zuruzukin is the realest nigga you will ever have the goddamn privilege of meeting. Generally he doesn't do a goddamn thing except hit on any females that pass by, robbing stores for unimportant goods (usually some "bitchin' snackz" or "sum fresh drank") and picking fights with random strangers without any damn chance of finishing it. He speaks in total slang, and generally spends his time fucking around with whomever he sees fit. Is usually seen either drunk, or high, and if you're lucky enough, both. Will do almost anything for more drugs, and will probably steal anything of the sort from others if need be. Refuses to do anything worthwhile.